Review of Nora of Crouch End Sauna, North London

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A sauna at the quiet end of the high street. Passersby know what goes on in this place and they always stare at punters going in and out. Was that Jamie Theakstone going in? It seems a clean and cheerful place. You pay your ?10 at the entrance and you enter the main room and 8 beautiful girls instantly smile at you and flatter their eye-lashes in the hope of catching your attention. This can be intimidating or ego-boosting depending on your personality. There was also a bald-headed middle-aged bloke sitting on a chair, I couldn't work out whether he was a punter that couldn't make up his mind who to pick or an overweight bouncer. There seemed to be 6 blondes, a brunette and an oriental girl on offer. I picked the brunette who turned out to be called Nora.

Nora is young, very slim and beautiful and turned out to be Italian. She only works there on Monday's.

She led me upstairs to room four ("follow me sweetie"). Room four was fairly large and spacious, it contained a massage bench and a bath. This was my second punt of the day, I had departed from Amanda's only 45 minutes prior to this punt (see previous FR). As I was in the neighbourhood I though I would check-out this place as well. The contrast in physiques of the two women (Amanda and Nora) was quite amusing. As soon as we entered the room Nora started hassling me for money and more money. Did I want 2 girls she asked? I thought I was pushing my luck with 2 punts in such a short time so I declined her offer. I must have blinked and the next second Nora was completely naked. She looked perfect, her skin was white as marble and she was completely shaven.
The massage was very firm and she dragged her finger nails up and down my body which was strangely envigourating. This girl likes to talk, but her English is restricted certain phrases, "OK sweetie" and "I love you sweetie" being two of her favourites. Eventually she got me to turn over and insisted that I admire how beautiful she was, she then asked me which was the best looking girl in the sauna. Not exactly a difficult question to answer, although I was beginning to wish there was an on/off switch for her mouth at this stage. Unfortunately she doesn't kiss, which is one way of keeping
her quiet. She allowed my hands to roam everywhere, my god that girl has a firm body and an incredibly firm arse. I was tired from my previous punt and despite her valiant efforts (BJ and HR) I was having trouble getting an erection. Eventually she poured half a bottle of oil on me and that got me going. When I came I exploded so hard that I shot a load that hit the wall about a metre away. Nora was temporarily lost for words :o) All the girls said goodbye to me on my way out which is a nice touch. I thought this was one of the better massage/sauna places I have been to.