Review of Meloney of Scorpio Sauna, Edinburgh

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Fairly quite St easy parking unless football is on. You can nip in failey discreetly or wheel yourself in if you are a wheel chair user. Wonderful establishment. There is a buzzer thing the gentleman on the door lets you in [His name is Charley] he will ask you your first name [tell the truth]you pay your room time ?15 half hour ?20 fourty five min not sure about longer. He gives you a towel if you have not been before one of the ladies shows you around lounge WC sauna showers changing room etc. There are lockers for your clothes and a soap bag for your valuables. The changing room is a bit small it does not bother me that has little to do with why we go. You have your shower a push button makes it go there is a shelf up to your right for the soap bag. A lot of the guys put the towel on like a kilt than the rather small dressing gowns.Saves anything popping out in the lounge.[update new dressing gowns] You can go into the sauna never been myself could not cope with that kind of heat. Then it's on to the lounge there are usually 5/7ladies [some refer to them as Charlies angels but that can't be write shrouds have no pockets you could not pay them] Now you get to the hard bit you get to choose. One of the ladies will do the introductions including who is not in the lounge. You can get coffee juice etc. You my want to wait and see those not present. I suppose at this point if you lost your bottle you could go home. I doubt that happens very often but if it did you would have paid the price of a couple of lap dances and at least you would have got to see short skirts low tops stocking clad lovelies. This introduction is written for the thinking about readers. The first parlour I visited my hands were shaking so much I could hardly drink the coffe. There is nothing to be scared of and its easy to become addicted ok some might be young enough to be your daughter it is not so much an age thing you are merle buying a experness of a professional they are experts. I wish I had found this years ago still never to late.

On the visit this FR is based on I hoped to catch Lucy again seen her a few times. I had phoned about 15.00 and been told she finished at 17.00 I live some distance away so had not booked. Traffic busy that day met her just coming out of the door oh well next time I hope.
There were six ladies in the lounge that day all blondes five young and one a tad older. I was served coffe by her{Hayden Gwynne look a like]The girl I was sitting beside had caught my eye on the way in but because I was sitting beside her I not getting a good look chose her.

Only got a better look when in the room neither one of us could the jocose she had only just started a few days. I only wanted to play hunt the soap anyway. At yhis point she took her clothes off she's about 5foot 34C long blonde hair neatly trimmed down below pity the collar and cuffs don`t match she would look even better with brown hair well I think so.Well I cant find the words to describe her beauty [guid gear goes into sma bulk ] what followed was covered BJ to completion ops. A second shot ?10 extra more O then on to brilliant MISH for ages then doggie at this point I was knackered not enough lead in pencil {old pencil} She tried to regain my ardour bless her. Enthusiatic and very fit this lass I will need to fix my bike get fitter. If you are reading this I have seen her again forgot to ask about this.