Review of Kirsty of The Office, Ellesmere Port

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Not a great place for an establishment, and close to being the worst I have ever visited. Doorway onto a busy main road leads into a hall way out of the rain, where you ring a bell and wait. The waitng room (if you can call it that) is immediately on the other side and is small to say the least, a two-seat sofa and an armchair are crammed in here infront of the TV. There is a screen around the armchair to hide waiting customers from exting gents. Through another door into a bedroom come kitchen come washing room, with a bathroom in the corner.
getting down to business with a good looking girl whist the tumble drier is going only six feet away is not my idea of a good parlour. I will however say that the place did seem clean.
Whilst waiting for Kirsty I was not offered a drink (anywhere else would!), and conversation with the receptionist was minimal.

See below.

Kirsty does not:
Kiss OR Cuddle
Provide OWO
Provide A-Levels

The service although not good, was not bad either. Coversation again was minimal. I went down on her, she went down on me, we had sex in ONE position. Kirsty seemed a little distant, and I got the impression that she fell into this line of work by mistake and it's not her ideal job. Although not completly rushed, neither was the session paced to my liking (I tend to be quick off the mark if you know what I mean) I would have preffered a few more mins of mutual licking before the main course.

I will however say that Kirsty is a complete BABE, about 5'7" with a body to die for and the face of a model. Thus I will persevere in the hope that her service improves to match the standard of the other local parlours and girls.

I would only recommend her to punters like myself who put stunning looks and ok service before good looks and top notch service.