Review of Louse of Melissa's, Bristol

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As described before, discreet and ok

A scruffy looking, tattooed early 20's girl with mousey brown hair and a pot belly (her and me!). Has a habit of conversing with the floor when she looks at you. Very odd

I wnet along expecting to have some fun. Arrived just after another punter, who was a regular. He spent 45 minutes with Louise, so she must have some hidden talents (read on)!

After a long wait, i thought I would get an apology and a great service but I was completely rushed and no apology given!

To give an idea the converstaion we had was:
(I was waiting io the kitchen - long story how I ended up there):
"Do you want to go in the room?"
"OK"
She enters and says,
"Take off your clothes and lay face down on the bed"
2 mins later she returns
"Oil or Talc"
"oil"
Oil? OK,"
Then crap massage - she basically got me hard, wanked me as hard as she could and then crap COVERED blow job - all teeth(OWO not available, even though I had heard via PN message board that it was - fair enough I should have asked, I did ask if she kissed and was told yes!)BUT no kissing (tried, she turned away).

This was followed by a crap shag, she winced throughout, ended up with wanking myself off;

Conversation was then:

"Put it in this (pointing to large disposable sheet on bed)"
"Can you pay now?"
Hand over 30 quid,
"Thanks"

That was honestly the content of our discussion, I know she had just spent 45 minuted with the previous punter ("A Regular" the receptionist told me) and there was another waiting, so I guess she wanted to rush me out.

The telling thing was she had a discussion with the receptionist when I was waiting (face down as instructed). It was 17.40 and they were due to close at 6, but there was 1 guy waiting and another returning, her attitude was: (actual words) "I can do more, stack them up!".

Avoid.