Review of Lauren of Scorpio Sauna, Edinburgh

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I visited Scorpio for the first time 5 years ago and at the time was impressed that it wasn't as bad as I expected, but since I have started punting in my own hotel rooms the seediness of the whole experience at a dingy place like this really put a damper on the whole experience. Scorpio does still have the best showers in Britain, though.

Early 20s, cute face. A little heavier than I usually like, but pretty and quite friendly. Breasts are not as big as you would expect on a non-waif like her. She said they shrank after having a baby. Her tummy could use some toning after that experience also. But she is very sweet and tries very hard to give her customers a good time.

The selection of ladies on a Friday afternoon was not all that good. Lauren was the only one I was attracted to in the slightest, and it helped that she seemed like a normal, talkative, girl.

We started off with massage, and she used her breasts to good effect, teasingly drawing a salute from my equipment. She then proceeded to some very enthusiastic OWO. After a while she put on the raincoat and we moved to cowgirl, but she was a little too aggressive with that, especially the angle at which she was riding me, so we decided to try some doggy and mish. However, the atmosphere of the place combined with the extreme heat (I guess it's not called a sauna for nothing!) started to put a damper in my performance, and despite switching back to OWO I was unable to finish. I give Lauren full points for trying doggedly to make things work, never once displaying that bored 'get it OVER with already' look that others in her profession can have.

I think I have been spolied by meeting beautiful girls like Kate from Fashion in decent London hotels, and the whole sauna thing may just not work for me anymore.