Review of Xenia of Xenia-Independent Escort In West Midlands, Coventry

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Xenia is a sexy Brunette, great body, and bloody gorgeous!

I had seen Xenia about 2 years ago, and had tried to rebook her on other occasions but she was extremely busy, any excuse to keep away from me and my problem of breaking wind in the bath!
I booked into the hotel early and imagine my surprise to find that there was a dinner on in the hotel for The world whelk racing championships. There was a presentation for Cissie Plumm an old family friend of mine.
Cissie Plumm who hailed from Bacup, a small town high above Rochdale. She is remembered by the group for saving the Horned Whelk, in Morecambe Bay. Because of man?s relentless search for natural gas, silt has become disturbed on the ocean bed, and for the whelk which relies on eyesight to find a mate, problems arose. A beachcomber found that half-blinded whelks were trying to mount discarded ice cream cartons at Grange-over-sands, and in Fleetwood whelks were using shrimps in gang bangs.
Before long it became apparent that the ecological balance was threatened. Because the whelk had no nose, it could not be fitted with national health glasses, and nobody knew what to do until Cissie invented small wing mirrors that could be riveted to the ears of the Whelk, thus giving the male of the species a chance to get at it, as it were. Today the Horned Whelk can enjoy life to the full: Cissie organises coach trips for them, and they go to the Lake District to see Kendal Morris Dancers; on the way home, they sing to an accordion, and whistle to tins of salmon in the shops?. I digress a bit there from the FR a bit

Xenia is a babe, and very classy, she arrived on time, we had a drink. Did the usual stuff. Then off for a bath, wow It was good I managed about 3 farts and none of them smelt. To the disappointment of Xenia Then an underwater blow job to beat all underwater blow jobs. Then again I have not had many of them! Off back to the bed and more stuff done!

This woman oozes sex appeal, absolutely great fun and a very sexy accent, and very sexy eyes?.even with the mascara running after the bath! She?s a babe!. and bloody gorgeous,