Review of Lisa of Lisa, Glasgow

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Grim. Buzzer entry and after entering the flat the bed was so noisy as you could hear Lisa getting a good shagging from the punter before me. i have no issue with being number whatever of the day, often this time of day is good as she has at least been warmed up by then and is in peak poking condition. No need for KY if you fancy a front entry.

Slim, dark hair, nothing special at all

Wanted anal and was quoted ?50. Cheap by Glasgow standards as this is the going rate for a full service (oral and sex) She told me she had only recently started doing anal and was tight. I asked if she had had anal yet today and she said she she had just given oral, which I knew was a lie as I heard the bed rattling. She took the money to the maid and came back in and refused to lie on her back with her legs up high so I could see her pussy and make sure she did not try and slip it in there. She went on all fours and guided me in. I immediately knew it was not her back door and told her, she said it was. I withdrew and told her I paid for anal and expected it, so she guided me in and again it was her pussy. If she had not had anal and did not lube up in front of me, then she must have had a oily curry the night before. I decided to just shoot my load and get out as it was she is a con artist.Blew my beans and left. The west end is supposed to be the better part of town, avoid this girl like the plague, she is a con. I have had a more enjoyable time with a dirty mag. She gives Glasgow and its good punting opportunities a bad name. AVOID AVOID AVOID at all costs. Go to the excellent Sauna's, even the street scene is probably better value for money