Review of Phoenix Party of The Phoenix Club, The Ultimate Adults Club, London

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Apartment in new development near Paddington Station...clean, comfortable, modern and good access from Central, District and Hammersmith lines

3 ladies on tap...Rachel, Honey and Kelly...all 3 were young, sexy, personable, welcoming and obliging...

I've been to a number of these types of parties, really enjoyed most of them, had a so-so experience with one, but that's fine, just won't go back to them.

What I can honestly say about Lady Marmalade Parties is that they have got this off to a tee. Right from the moment I rang (at 8.30am expecting an answerphone and instead got a human!), I felt they had thought through exactly what it takes to make people feel they are being looked after and treated as valued customers.

The 3 girls were all different....Rachel is a slim, tactile, sexy young thing...brazilian by background.....Honey is a blonde sex-bomb...as fuckable as anything on this planet.....Kelly is a tall black girl with tits to die for and engaging laugh.

What was common to them all was that they were ALL...(i) sexy as fuck, (ii) welcoming and funny, (iii) seemed to enjoy the experience themselves and pleased to be there...

I won't go into graphic details about what I did with each of them etc...this is a review of THEIR performance, not mine!...but suffice to say that I had as many cums as it was possible to have in the time...that the cums included pussy, tits and pearl necklace...everything was as much fun as I've ever had at these types of events...and if my cock could have stood any more, I would have been up for more!

Lady Marmalade have a good policy of guaranteeing no more than a 3-1 ratio of guys to gals...in actual fact there were 6 of us with 3 girls which is common to their parties, so the ratio was great and allowed for chatting as well s fucking time (and that was without Lady M herself getting involved!)...apparently, they have done this to ensure that if you make the decision to go to one of their do's, you have a guarantee that there won't be a queue of guys for each girl (although the girls would easily deserve it!)

Basically...if you HAVE been to these types of things before, you will not be disappointed in any way whatsoever...if you HAVEN'T been to this type of do (as one guy hadn't) then think whether spending ?100 for sex in central london is better spent either (i) for a one on one session lasting maybe 30 mins with a disinterested prostitute or (ii) spending 2 hours with 3 sexy girls on tap, good food, good company, etc...

bit of a no brainer really!

Ultimate proof is that you won't be seeing reviews from me on this site for any other London sex parties from now on because, quite frankly, if you've found perfection why go elsewhere?


BTW this is a GENUINE review from a happy customer..NOT an advertorial!