Review of Angelina of London Retreat Fetish /Mistress Services, London

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Well known parlour, specialising in slightly more kinky stuff like tie and tease etc. Safe residential area, close to the tube, spotlessly clean.

Oh dear oh dear. What is the Retreat thinking of?? I've seen a few of the girls here before and until this one, without exception they had been pretty, with good figures, articulate and well versed in what clients wanted at a place like this.

Unfortunately, Angelina ticks few of those boxes. Her figure isn't bad, but getting a little saggy with age, and her face is okay, but thats as good as it gets, see below.

English isn't Angelina's first language (possibly Eastern European?) and is pretty poor, but we can forgive that. Where things go wrong is that she either doesn't know or doesn't care about what clients want. Before the session, I took time to explain what I wanted, as I have done with other girls at the Retreat. It wasn't the easiest job, describing it to her as she didn't have the vocabulary, however she said she understood and agreed.

When she came back into the room, she just completely ignored what I'd said. Worst of all, when she tried to say something, it was mostly meaningless pidgin English. She looked bored, I WAS bored and the whole session was a disaster. It was actually a relief when I realised she was clock watching - I just wanted to get it over with too.

The other girls at the Retreat all seem to care about customer satisfaction. My advice is go on a day when this girl isn't there. Pretty soon the owners will get the message and change her for someone of their usual high standard.