Review of Phoenix Party of The Phoenix Club, The Ultimate Adults Club, London

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Easy to find in a nice area. Sitting room for those not engaged in activites, two rooms with beds in (One en-suite) and a room with a swing. Not enough towels in the bathroom.

Four ladies, all past their prime, three of them heavy smokers and one so drunk she had difficulty walking. Would only have recognized a couple of them from the pictures - you can see in the photos where Janca's tattoos have been airbrushed out.

My third party has only served to confirm my opinion that they are the final stage of a working girls career before old age ends it. This was my second visit; I thought the quality of the ladies was pretty low last time but decided to have another attempt after seeing the photo's of the ones who were supposed to be working this party on the website. Only two of them were there, the other pair were replacements. Half a dozen regulars turned up and they seemed like a nice enough crowd and quite happy with everything, but it was obviously a party too far for the ladies, it being their third of the day. The buffet consisted of two heated up pizza's, cheese and crackers and some biscuits. The swing remained unused and one of the girls' pet dog tried to eat a used condom.

The establishment writes:

Were this someone who simply did not enjoy himself or had valid complaints, I would accept it as feedback and act on it. However, this report is so venomous and full of lies, it cannot go unchallenged.

The ladies, whom he conspicuously fails to name, where Olivia, Nicole & Becki. They had been advertised all week on PN and on our site as the girls attending. None were drunk and 2 don?t smoke. The girl?s ages range from 27 to 33 so if that is aged has-beens, I hate to think what ages he prefers!

Anyone who has attended my parties will attest to the accuracy of the girl?s pictures. Not sure what kind of buffet he expects at a sex party and we don?t keep towels in the bathroom. They are kept in the changing room and there are an average of 5 fresh per guest.

The anecdote about the dog is complete fabrication. He states this was his third party, second with us, and he has not liked any. He also claims the other guests were happy with everything so maybe Parties are not his scene.

Also, when you compare this FR, from a FIRST TIME POSTER, with around 80 other positive ones, you can draw your own conclusions as to its accuracy.