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No. 70760 - Published 13 Jan 2007

Review of Melissa of Home Of London Escorts-Agency Barracuda, London

Details of Visit
Author:paul6876
Location 2:W9
Type of Visit:Incall
Date and Time of Visit:12.01.07 20.00
Duration of Visit:1 hour
Amount Paid:150
Recommended:No

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Details of Service Provider
Profile Name:Home Of London Escorts-Agency Barracuda - click to view profile in a new window
Website:http://www.agencybarracuda.co.uk
Phone:07912673063
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The Premises
Clean although the living room/joint bedroom was a little untidy and lived in.
The Lady
As per the photos on the agency. Tall, slim, small but pert breasts. Over all very attractive, though not the best looking girl on the site.
The Story
I have felt compelled to submitt my first report to Punternet because of the disparity between the reviews for this girl and the service actually provided. I had a previous punt at another london agency where the reviews claimed a good GFE and that is what I got - DFK, aoral both ways and a very friendly girl. It was worth the extra money. This time I particularly chose this girl precisely because the reviews claimed an excellent GFE experience with any thing goes kind of thing. Most of the eviews were on the agency itself, which I would normaly be sceptical of, but there were also single reviews on Punternet and Captain 69.
The girl was initially friendly enough but after my shower there was a couple of minutes of her kissing my kneck - certainly no DFK and then on to a quick and business like BBBJ, followed by sex doggy style. The whole thing was over in 15 minutes. Don't get me wrong, doing her from behind was very enjoyable. She was very sexy and i came quite hard. My grudge as I have said before, is the misleading nature of the reviews. The girl herself may well have though that the service she was providing was acceptable. Whether she is aware of the reviews I am not sure. If I wanted a quick punt I would have gone down to Soho. I thought the whole point of going up market was to get not only a more attractive girl but also a better service. I had paid for one hour and did not even recieve a massage. It was clear the girl wanted me out of the place as quickly as possible. I arrived at 20.00 and was out the door by 20.20. I am an average guy, not hideously ugly, not obese and I don't smell. no doubt the service I recieved was typical - so where did all those reviews come from?
"You naive fool" i hear you cry "Didn't you know that when it comes to the sex industry, every thing is a con?" I agree but in other industries the false reviews would be illegal. It doesn't do the reputation of supposedly independent forums like Punternet and Captain 69 any favours by having so many obviously false reviews. Whether the agencies or the grils are asking punters to submitt faslereports I don't know. All I can say is be wary. I will submitt this review to the agency itself but I doubt it will make it past the editorial board.
I have finished my rant now. Maybe its time I got a new girl friend.
This Lady's Reviews
NumberAuthorPublishedRecommended
85581wuggabugga9 Oct 2008NO
73950lucaluca19 May 2007NO
73715thaibuttrider12 May 2007YES
73062broomhill4617 Apr 2007NO
70760paul687613 Jan 2007NO
69899menatti696 Dec 2006YES
66641Skagen13 Aug 2006YES
66592omigosh11 Aug 2006YES
66482Ryvor9 Aug 2006YES

Total Reviews: 9

Recommended: 5, 55.6%

Not Recommended: 4, 44.4%

Neutral: 0, 0%

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