Review of Caroline of Scorpio Sauna, Edinburgh

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Scorpio, well known to Edinburgh's denizens of the night, and daytime too.

Tall and leggy czech girl, probably early 20's, I thought she was older until we got together in the room.

I had gone to Scorpio's to renew my acquantance with Tia, but between ringing them to check she was working and my arrival about 6 hrs later she had absconded, and I was left slightly miffed with a choice of only 4 girls. Typically the lounge was a domestic scene with how to navigate Edinburgh's desperate traffic problems the conversation subject. I wasn't too sure who to pick but Caroline made my mind up simply by getting up and walking past me in her boots, which made her well over 6', what with the botty gyrating and the legs going I had made my choice, winked at her and we were off to one of those cosy cabins. Caroline dispensed quickly with the boots and what little she had on to reveal a leggy body now reduced to a mere 5 foot 10, pert B cup boobs, a couple of tats on her back and that obligatory all over tan, clearly gained sunbathing nude on Arthurs Seat in February.

She offered a massage which I declined in favour of some gentle petting on the bed. Having only booked half an hour, originally with the intention of having 2 half hour goes, I feel the clock ticking from the word go, but kept up the gentle stroking and light kissing for a while. I think we decided at the same time to move things on so I decided to go south and parted her thighs to give some oral. She responded rapidly to this and in about two minutes or so it seemed reached a genuine climax - I was surprised but when I checked with my fingers about a minute later she squeaked and pulled away slightly so no doubt about it. Later I just wondered if the girls have got a bit tuned to the half hour timetable themselves and know if they're going anywhere they need to be quick about it.... anyway I digress. Caroline moved to return the oral favour and asked if I minded if she used a condom, and as I have a policy of going with the girls wishes I agreed. She gave a nice deep suck, putting the rubber on with her mouth, and when I was ready I positioned her for mish with me standing, ideal as the beds in these cabins are at just the right height for me standing. I took it slow and deep which again Caroline responded to very nicely informing me with a look of surprise that she had just come again. There was still time but eventually I decided to push a lot harder with us both fully on the bed but still in mish, and I'm pretty sure she got there again just as I dumped the nut-juice in the condom. We lay together for some time still coupled, then cuddled up again for some gentle stroking and kissing after the rubber had been binned. Very good, Caroline announced cheerfully, getting off the bed to take a shower, very good timing, just two minutes left. Took a shower myself got changed and left, feeling strangely satisfied.

What's this then, a girlfriend experience with someone 30 years younger? Strange business this punting lark. Pinch me quick, I must've fallen asleep.