Review of Carly of Executive Suite - Crewe, Crewe

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After the recent revival of this establishemt I thought it would be worth a visit as back in the day they had some cracking ladies...usual open door onto a steet with a rather dingy stair case that realy could do with some decorating and air freshner!

Billed as dark, size 10 and 34DD boobs and the horniest in Crewe....the dark and size 10 was correct.

I have been doing this little of hobby of ours for over 10 years now and you learn to take the rough with the smooth. If was to say I had that "what a total waste of time and money feeling" when I walked back those rather dingy stairs I am sure there of many of you who will know what I am talking about. I really do know better than to stray from my usual haunts but sometimes temptation gets the better of you.

On arrival I was bundled into a samll side room with a washing machine and toilet and told that I would have to wait there. The maid returned 2 minutes later and demanded my money and then left me stood there again. 5 minutes passed and I was then bundled into one of the rooms which incidently had no working shower.

I was joined by Carly who was not unattractice but just cold and quite simply going through the motions.I would also say that to describe her boobs as 34DD and that Carly was the horniest girl in Crewe would be a gross breach of the trades description act.

I was given the menu and was advised that OWO to completion was 20 and rimming was a further 20. I was of the mentality well I am here so I may as well try and enjoy myself. What proceeded was 10 - 15 secs of rimming and then a rather lack luster session of OWO. Onto sex where by this time I had just had enough. Shot by bolt and got dressed. I was then charged the full 40 for the extras even though the owo was not to completion. I queried this and was told that it is 20 regardless if it is to completion.

Now I am just going to chalk this one, as you have to, down to experince but if I were you chaps I would think twice before paying this place a visit. There are far better places in Crewe and why I did'nt just go to Sandy's I just do not know.