Review of Lolita of @Pashaescorts For Elite London Ladies, London

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Very nice and clean, 10 minute walk from Gloucester Road Tube.

Her pics are very accurate. She is pretty and has a nice Brazilian butt and very nice boobs.

We certainly didn't click. She speaks English well, but tone makes it sound like she is scolding you. In the first two minutes of meeting, she told me to give her the money and take a shower as we have never met before. She could have just asked nicely. Then, on to the bed, she stripped, showing her boobs and thought that by themselves should send me over the edge. They are nice, but she needs a bit more effort than that! Everything is covered, she goes slow, at her pace, interrupting the action frequently to have a general chat which impacts the mood. She also doesn't like when you suggest things as she goes to her routine. After a very poor quick CBJ, she wanted doggie, I started, but my feet weren't placed correctly, so she scolded me and told me how to place my legs. She kept putting her hand on my Johnson to prevent penetration. But, the process rubbed me raw (her nails or something). so, we tried a few positions hoping she'd feel more comfortable, but her hand never moved. So I was very sore, but tried in mish, she didn't like me going deep, so she stopped me and pulled me down on top of her so that I couldn't move too much. That didn't excite me. So, she put a new hat on for some CBJ. She sort of holds the top in her mouth and then gives a hj over the condom. But since I was sore already, I declined any further. So, here we are 20 minutes (including shower) into it, and nothing else to do. She said she'd give me a massage. I declined, decided to cut my losses and left in 30 min with no pop. Caroline at Pasha was apologetic, and YMMV, but my worst punt in UK.