Review of Skye of All Nations, Birmingham

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All Nations has moved! Beware of making the mistake I did of waking up the new tennant of the old property off of pershore road! He wasn't happy!!!

They have moved several miles away near to the Heartlands area (just down from Heartlands Hospital and the big macD's on the roundabout) on Bordesley Green.

The new place is MUCH better than the old inside, but the front door is right on a very busy residential street and FAR from discrete! There is a door bell mysteriously placed between their front door and the neighbour's front door, with no way of knowing which house it was for. So I knocked loudly instead.

Inside it is a lovely fresh modern house, about 1000 times better than the old stinky grotto they were in, and better than many of the other parlours I've been to in brum.

Was offered 3 very gorgeous looking girls. Beware the maid's description of their bust measurements though. I think she always adds several inches and a couple of cup sizes. One of them apparently was 36DD!!! What I saw in front of me was in fact 3 very pretty and genuinely young girls (18-20), but all pretty flat chested if you, like me, prefer something more to play with.

I took the prettiest of the three, which wasn't an easy call, and the one with the fullest looking chest - Skye.

Gorgeous black hair, incredibly pretty, perfect body, but as it turned out a rather too efficient push up padded bra! :( Still though, her tits were nice to play with.

She was leggy and gorgeous. Perfect arse!!! Perfect legs. Really gorgeous.

her english though is absoutely rubbish. I said a lot of stuff, she just smiled and inappropriately said either "yes" or "no" or just smiled. eg, "how long have you been in the UK?" Answer: "yes". "Can you leave your bra on please?" Answer "smile!" and takes off bra anyway. Ah well, I wasn't there for the conversation.

The punt was not a good one to be honest. I had a good quick shag with a very pretty girl for just ?30. So I can't grumble too much at that, and I may well go back. But the language barrier was a problem as I didn't get out of the punt what I wanted (I love taking off girl's bra's, but she didn't understand that at all, for instance).

Also, the policy seems to have changed here. I got a brief blow job, and then she lay down to let me shag her, all pretty quickly. To be honest, she was so gorgeous, and I was so desperate, that I didn't last long before I was about to come. One of my less impressive performances. So I pulled out and asked her if she'd turn over. She said yes, for ?5 more. I don't remember that happening at the old site.

So I went for my wallet as it would have been a ?5 well spent! But I only had a tenner, or 5 pound coins. She said no to the coins, so I asked if she had change. She said no, but explained (in poor english) that I could kiss her body for another ?5, making ?10. I said no. So I missed out on doing her doggy style with that gorgeous arse in front of me - I just felt cross that I was being taken for a ride rather than the girl!!! ;-)

So I climbed on board again and didn't last long at all! Ah well! Probably a good job I didn't spend the extra tenner.

No fingers inside, no kissing, only one position (which wasn't explained before hand, or any options given as to which position I might want since I would only be getting one). No reverse oral, and only a very brief blow job. No talking, and very little understanding of what I wanted.

Like I said, she was gorgeous - but it was one of the worst punts I've had for it's brevity and lack of options open.

All nations is on the up it seems, but I'm not sure if I'll be back or not. I'll recommend her to others, but I don't think I'll see her again.