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No. 89591 - Published 9 Apr 2009

Review of Shazia of Club Classique, Loughborough

Details of Visit
Type of Visit:Incall
Date and Time of Visit:Sun 5 Apr 2009 4.30pm
Duration of Visit:30
Amount Paid:90

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Profile Name:Club Classique - click to view profile in a new window
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The Premises
Easy to park, small room but clean.
The Lady
Big nipples are all that stand out.
The Story
Loughborough is not my neck of the woods, parlours are not my thing and 20mm diameter nipples don?t grow on trees. But they have grown on Shazia, a smouldering twenty-something Sophie Loren lookalike. I was intrigued and horny as hell so I punched a postcode in to my WGPS and headed off to sink my teeth into a couple of fleshy vol-au-vents.

Parking was a piece of cake as was finding the front entrance. Was shown to a box, mirrored room with a single bed and a coat hook? A little room with too little of anything except claustrophobia. Three girls came in one at a time and introduced themselves but I knew who I had intended to see despite her negative FRs. Her looks sealed the deal. Though Gemma, one of the other two, almost had me changing my mind, she?s fit and as of now I?m smitten.

So I?d chose Shazia. The maid informed me that it would cost me ten quid for the very small room with a single bed and that I would have to discuss my other requirements with the girl. Shazia soon joined me and asked me what I would like, I said a GFE, she said that would be ?80 which is odd because on the website it states clearly, fees, ?30 - ?60. But I?d already travelled 40 miles on that information. I could turn around and walk but no back-up plan so no pussy. I could go for one of the other girls but they may all be the same price or higher. So I gulped and made sure we both understood what was meant by GFE; kissing, sex OWO, reverse O, cuddling etc. Yea, the kind of things you do with a girlfriend, right? I?m paying ninety quid for this fucker so I want to make sure I got it right. A bit steep IMO and certainly more, a lot more, than I am used to paying but I agreed anyway ? what the fuck was I thinking. Well at least I will get a GFE and she is kinda sultry looking and then there's those nipples I'd read about? Fuck it. Her English isn?t tip top and seems to get worse when you try to clarify what bang you?ll be getting for your buck. Nonetheless, I proceeded with cautious optimism.

She removed her bra and panties and yes, her tits are smooth and well-rounded and firm and fake. Except, I am a big fan of the fake tit - touch?. But those chunky nugget nipples I will not forget in a very long time. They are fucking humongous and when sucked, just grow even bigger and stiffer. Freaky stuff and an awesome turn-on. Her face and torso are fit but her lower body is a not as much so and she has some cellulite around her ass.

I tactfully went in for a kiss but was duly informed, ?no lips,? which really meant no kissing, which really pissed me off. I?d already paid over the odds for a GFE which wasn?t, but I just kept quiet and rolled with it lest it get awkward and testy. From then on a rather strained romp ensued; OWO, dull; reverse O, not bad but no sound effects; sex in mish, sex in doggy but to tell you the truth I had lost heart and was struggling to keep it up. I finished with a half-hearted orgasm. She came too ? I think. Do I care?

Shazia is the type of person who likes to let her looks do the talking but don?t seem to understand, that will only get the punters to the front door. Beyond that, there has to be some substance, some style, some panache and some fucking honesty. Her routine is somewhat stilted and mechanical and any attempt at injecting some verve will leave you feeling rather like you?re flogging a dead ?whore?. Combine that with the deceptive and over-priced menu of services that seem uncertain from the off, and I?m afraid I find it very hard to come away from this with anything positive or memorable that would make me want to return.
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Total Reviews: 5

Recommended: 3, 60%

Not Recommended: 2, 40%

Neutral: 0, 0%

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