Review of Monique of Kiss Kiss Massage, Central London

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Kiss Kiss Massage ? top notch experience as ever. I got to see into the inner sanctum where all the girls hang out. And spend time with the house Shitzu. cute. I?m always strangely drawn to this part of the experience ? maybe deep down I just want to be a pimp....

Monique ? long, dark hair. Brown eyes. Maybe just a little bit older than the listed 24yrs ? but maybe she gives this impression because she is such a genuinely ?adult? experience ? mature and articulate. And genuinely French ? not one of those Eastern Europeans who insist they are from Spain etc. What?s that all about, by the way? So long as they can do the business, who cares where they are from?

Super package of snogging, sucking, fingering and f**king. I know when a session has gone well when I?m filled with lust for the following 48 hours. Which I am as I write this review. Next time I?m going to get her to talk to me in French at key points in the exchange. ?Ejaculez si vous plait sur mes seins? for example. ?Remplissez-moi de votre p?nis ?norme?. I could go on?

Now, I?m in this for the thrill of the chase. You will know if you reading these reviews, and are in the game ? the whole thing of finding the establishment, plucking up courage to ring the door bell, then the clickity-clack of the high heels in the corridor as the girl approaches, the ever-so naughty exchange of cash and the setting of terms, and then the rude bits. All with a girl who, by rights, should be way out of my league. I don?t want to marry them - I want to f**k their brains out. But with Monique ? i could see myself enjoying a glass of red wine and a chat with her in a bar. Classy.