Review of Phoenix Party of The Phoenix Club, The Ultimate Adults Club, London

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Superb town flat on two floors. Well received by Chris the concierge and major-domo, and well looked after by him before, during and after. He and hostess Emma couldn't have been better. This was my first such party, and I decided not to be a cheapskate and go for some of the credit-crunching deals on offer. Glad of that decision: this was value for money in capital letters.

On duty were - and here I'm reliant on fickle memory - were seven leggy lovelies: Jewels, Shamila, Kayla, Anna, Dani, Paloma and Samantha......Brailian, Eastern European, Venezuelan plus others, with Jewels the English Rose. This was my first party and I was understandably a little nervous, but these beautiful hostesses warmly welcomed us five chaps (beginner's luck to be so outnumbered).

The two hours were like a dream - I just couldn't believe my eyes, hands or body. "Shall we party?" asked Emma (who as hostess kept her kit on throughout), and we all trooped downstairs to spotless bathrooms, bedrooms, towels and linen. Naked bodies everywhere, writhing in every position and contortion. Jewels and Samantha pinned me to one side of a double bed (where next to me some lucky chap was shafting a gorgeous beauty), and gave me covered oral and ballplay. Heroically fought them off and took Jewels doggy before doing the same to Dani. Went next door to another room (double bed and single bed) and rejoiced in riding Paloma doggy in front of the mirror until I shot my load. Exhausted, I lay back in a chair and just watched the world troop past until the lovely Kayla brought me back into life. Landed on top of Paloma and rode her missionary for long enough, with guys and gals all around just making the world a happier place. I particularly enjoyed Anna riding the chap next to me cowgirl, and watching her beautiful breasts gently fluttering.

I'm an old man now, but Jewels wouldn't take no for an answer, so climbed on her again. Was nearly giving out, so she took me in hand right over her pert firm breasts.

Time up now, and Emma, warm as ever, invited us back into the lounge for drinks and reviving hospitality. Lady Marmalade doesn't rate full marks for events like this - deserves more like 15 out of 10.
Always wanted to see and be involved in full action. Not disappointed. So glad I went (and came). Chaps - take my advice and visit Lady Marmalade before you finally turn your toes up.