Review of Nataly of Simply Gorgeous Escorts, East Anglia

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Nice flat with great views from bedroom window. Bathroom was the first indicator of trouble. Dirty towels, hair in the basin, pee and hair in the loo.

Not the girl shown on the website (visit her page and imagine my disappointment). The lady was sort of sexy, though. Voluptuous would be a kind word. Dark hair, average height. I'd guess mid-thirties. Excellent bust.

She was 30mins late and didn't make much effort to freshen up. Contrary to website, she didn't OWO or FK. Started with a massage which consisted of her playing a Bartok piano concerto up and down my back: ouch. Covered oral and I began to feel happier: she had the technique of an expert. Missionary followed with the lady slapping my arse, pinching my nipps and talking dirty. Sound good? It felt ludicrous, especially given that I was expecting a young student who I would coax and tease into an ecstacy.

Wait, it's about to get much worse. She got her brown period all over my blowpipe. "Don't worry...it's no big deal...I give you blowjob". New condom and more oral, me stroking her hair lightly. Then this: "Would you please not touch my hair!!" Game Over. I left.

If you fancy a randy mature, good luck. But remember: she was late, she was dirty, she wouldn't kiss and she was overpriced. God, grant me amnesia for this horrid day.

Agency promised to remove her profile. At time of writing, not done.