Review of Lizzie of Ego Massage, Milton Keynes

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The old Annabellas property in Fenny Stratford, but slightly re-done as a massage parlour as opposed to flat, a change in the main highlighted by beds being replaced by (high quality) tables. Clean, safe, just as nice as couple of upmarket spas that offer, well, the socially acceptable face of this service in nearby areas. Clean, pleasant...bang on. As ever, the HOD brand gets it right.

Lizzie is a cracker...petite, curly-haired brunette now accurately photographed on the web (so little additional description needed here from me) with a great personality and a winning smile. Late 30s according to home page but could easily pass off as 10 years younger and with a body a lot of teenagers would be proud of. She's been on my babe radar (whatever that is) since I first met her maiding at HOD3.

I would imagine that this is as good as it gets at Ego...very attractive masseuse; fantastic conversationalist, great company. Lovely parlour, good service, seriously relaxing environment. I struggle to think either how it could have been better (it couldn't) or who else I'd rather have seen (no one -- if only Lizzie worked at HOD I'd be filing for bankruptcy within a month!).

For the record, 45 quid basic service plus a small extra fee (forgotten how much, but I think 10 or 20 quid for nude body-to-body.) Long, slow massage with no clock-watching expertly delivered; inspired relief at end.

So...with a 10/10 score, I have to report that Sensual Massage is not for me. I won't go into the reasons why -- what's the point? None of them would reflect negatively on Ego, either. Put bluntly, I'm a punter, and I don't really think Sensual Massage and Punting have that much more to do with each other than football and rugby; you pays your money and takes your choice -- some like one, some like the other. I wanted to dip my toe in the SM water and I've wanted to "see" Lizzie for a long time so this killed two birds with one stone. Summary: If Sensual Massage is for you, this is the place. I'm glad I went.