Review of Lea of House of Divine, London

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Very impressive. Big entrance lounge straight of the street. Right by the Natural History Museum. Is this place new, I wonder? It feels very swish. nb HOD seems to be based in Milton Keynes but has a flat in Kensington.

Looks pretty much like her photos. Very sexy looking. Magnificent round bottom. ?Size 10? would usually put me off ? but I can?t think she is a size 10. Nicely proportioned figure. Lovely teeth (!) I have a burgeoning theory that all working girls who say they are Dutch are in fact eastern European, and I suspect this might be the case here; and she is maybe a little bit older than the advertised 21. But then again, I?m so old and blind with lust I really can?t be trusted. Anyway, who gives a f**k on both fronts! She is clearly a bit bonkers ? as she agreed ? but the sight of her dancing around in front of the mirror at the end of the session while cleaning my spunk off her tits was at once captivating and very funny.

Oh dear. Here we go again. I really can?t begin to tell you what a naughty young woman Lea is. My ?Crimson Darth Vader? decided not to play in the initial stages of this encounter ? it was very cold out, and I was a bit nervous of the new venue ? but Lea took him to task, applied oral suction of the sort that used to power Concorde across the Atlantic, and restored him to the usual rampant impression of a tent pole in seconds flat. Marvelous. And then she carried on sucking as if her life depended on it, with a first class technique. Afterwards she took it every which way, with no complaints, offering a lovely line in filthy language, full on eye contact all the way through, and those little tricks of anticipation which really do it for me. If I had had an extra ?40 I would have properly shagged her up the arse, and broken my ?arse duck?. In fact she tried to persuade me, as I shagged her doggy style, by wiggling her lovely bottom at me when I asked the price. Filthy little minx! I aim to go back next Thursday to do just this. Christmas Eve? Yaaay! And all so cheap. I had a rubbish punt last week for much more than twice the price of this one. And ?50 quickies on offer. I can?t think why anyone would chance a ?walkup? if this is available??.

What else can I add? I could tell you all that I occasionally develop a weird crush on a certain sort of WG, but that for me, Lea is not this sort of girl. (Weird only in that if I were to stop and think, I would remember that these girls are taking my cash to let me f**k them ? doh!). Lea is a no-nonsense sort who sucks your cock like a trooper for ten minutes and then f**ks your brains out. Cracking!

nb ?Arse duck?? I?ve been plucking up courage to ?go up the down staircase? for several months.

nnb Do jet engines use suction?

nnnb ?Crimson Darth Vader?? Yeah?totally?you got me?I googled ?Penis Euphemisms?. Gotta keep up with ?da kidz?!