Review of Zeena of Ego Massage, Milton Keynes

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Late review, but decided to write it so here it is.

Situated in Fenny Stratford, Milton Keynes. Lots of free parking nearby. You're a bit exposed as you wait to go in but just face away from the potential passers by and don't think about it too much, I doubt most people know what's inside, it all looks like an office or something.

Once inside, the maid is always very friendly and you'll be offered a drink once there - water, orange juice etc. You get your temperature checked as a covid measure which is nice, or at least you did the last few times I visited. Once or twice I've been shuffled around and stored in a toilet so as to never make clients bump into each other - there's multiple masseuses operating out of the building so clashes of visitors could happen if they didn't do this. I'm never too bothered by it and really I feel reassured by the effort.

The rooms are superb. Each has a shower cubicle inside for both you and your masseuse to use, though not at the same time, at least not yet for me... there's always a clock on the wall so you can keep track of things and a stereo for some nice tunes. And of course, the most divisive element of the offerings at ego - the proper massage table. For me, it's ideal as I would decline FS even if it was offered for free as it's not what I'm after, but others have said at least a bed leaves the option open for things to progress should the mood take you. IMO, if you want a massage, you want a massage table. If you want more than a massage, go somewhere else!

Zeena is an absolute babe. My main issue is every time I see her I leave thinking "damn, I need to stop visiting her I think I'm a bit too into her". Nice problem to have after such a visit. Haven't seen her since November but I've seen her about 4 times in the past year and each time is better than the last.

As with others at Ego, she always turns up in a tunic and done up always looking fresh. A bit more on her: Iranian, super pretty face, curvy but tight. A few tasteful tattoos. Profile says 34 which seems accurate. I'm a young-ish guy and I'd not consider her in the older category. Always good for conversation, wears her heart on he sleeve and is clearly a very sweet person. This is what has me coming back, I'm a sucker for the nice girls. Find her profile on the Ego site's schedule page if you want to see some pics - they're a little old but fairly representative.

Even discounting the fact she is a nice person and pretty hot, her massage is second to none and I've visited quite a few of the girls at ego. Big emphasis on the sensual nature of things. It's a long build up with great reach-unders and teasing that leaves me vibrating in ecstasy every time. Beware - the bum hole may get some passing attention unless you request otherwise (and guys if you're requesting otherwise, man up and let the girl work her magic). The massage I believe as standard is nude B2B now and her body feels as incredible as it looks. Those boobs are haunting.

Finish is always superb. Who doesn't like watching a beautiful woman take her time with you down there. Since becoming a bit of a regular and having asked politely I will put my hand on her body a bit and damn it is nice to touch.

Always a nice chat at the end, never rushed to get out and I'm carefully led out the exit door to go sit in my car and try gather myself and tell myself I shouldn't go back. Zeena and her magic hands are addictive. This is your warning. Luckily I have moved away from that region of the country otherwise I would be broke.

The only sad thing is she is only around on Wednesdays now. She has good reasons and they make me wonder how much longer she'll be working, I'm always half worried I'm going to open the site and see her gone from the schedule! So don't miss out, take my word...