Review of Sophie of Ambassador Sauna, Edinburgh

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Ambassador is in the heart of the pubic triangle in Edinburgh, near to about five lapdancing venues. Bit scruffier than when I last went in.

Sophie is in her 30s, with dark hair and a curvy figure. She's talkative and struck me a being reasonably well-educated in the lounge. Two other girls were on - a short blonde Scot and tall Russian, I forget their names.

This was a very poor punt, from someone who, quite honestly should not be in the job.

I knew things were going to be bad when she asked for the money up front - a more confident operator would have left that to the end, possibly expecting a tip.

She asked what I liked and I reeled off a list of suggestions - this made no difference to what actually happened. She gave me an OK massage while she talked about her reasons for going into the sauna game - recently divorced, child to educate privately etc.. (So much for all the WG's being smack addicted, trafficked etc).

Eventually I turned over and she placed a condom on me as if performing eye surgery. She then gave me oral with whilst kneeling, almost curled in a ball at my side. It was all I could do to slip my hand under her bra and cop a feel. No kissing, intimacy or warmth. I might as well have attached a hoover on my knob, the suction would be better.

How I managed to come I'll never know. And that was it. ?85 for crap oral.